It's 2012 and at long last, the eyes of the world are on London. The public are on tenterhooks with excitement and traffic is being brought to a standstill. But despite the massive costs, political repercussions and unbearable pressure of anticipation, the next series of Sherlock is still a REALLY long way away.
So how are we to keep the public entertained while we wait? What we need is a big sparkly pointless sporting event, but I don't think the 2012 Olympics are going to cut it. Never fear, however. I've got a plan and it involves a predictable quantity of silliness.
Get ready for the 2012 SHER-LYMPICS!
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A sure-fire success, don't you think? Admittedly, I haven't yet come up with a counterpart for the Orbit tower thingy, but I'm sure a gigantic sculpture of the pert Cumberbatch rear end would look lovely towering over Regent's Park...
So how are we to keep the public entertained while we wait? What we need is a big sparkly pointless sporting event, but I don't think the 2012 Olympics are going to cut it. Never fear, however. I've got a plan and it involves a predictable quantity of silliness.
Get ready for the 2012 SHER-LYMPICS!
A sure-fire success, don't you think? Admittedly, I haven't yet come up with a counterpart for the Orbit tower thingy, but I'm sure a gigantic sculpture of the pert Cumberbatch rear end would look lovely towering over Regent's Park...